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Saturday, May 28, 2011

Geico Pen Mightier Than the Sword Commercial

Ridiculous Billboard PSAs

Shocking you into obedience. (Someecards)

French Open: Kim Clijsters Lucky Shot Off Net

The Onion: Cleveland Enters 2nd Month of Silence to Avoid Jinxing Indians

It's like the movie, Major League. (TheOnion)

NCAA Lacrosse Championship Weekend Preview: Virginia, Denver, Duke, Maryland

The top 4 seeds are out, UVA looks to avoid a 4th straight semifinal loss and Duke looks to defend the championship. The semifinals are today at 4 PM and 6:30 PM (EST) on ESPN2 and the championship game is Monday at 3:30 PM EST on ESPN. (ESPN)

Saturday Cartoon: Class of 2011 Graduation

Guide to Bank Heists

Recounting some of the best. (Slate)

The Coyote Candidate: Rick Perry

Given his history, he's more the playing hard to get candidate. (NYTimes)

Friday, May 27, 2011

Rachel Maddow: Dog Pee Can't Stop Rick Santorum

As if Rick Santorum's google problem wasn't bad enough...

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Rachel Maddow: Horse Herpes Forces Rodeo Queens to Ride Stick Ponies

Story of the day. (KSL)

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Republican Presidential Nomination Odds May 27

Change from last week in parentheses:
Romney 20% (-3)
Pawlenty 19% (-4)
Huntsman 12% (0)
Other 12% (+3)
Bachmann 7% (+1)
Cain 7% (+1)
Palin 7% (+2)
Gingrich 6%
Paul 5%
Santorum 5%

Republican Presidential Nomination Rankings May 27

Herman Cain is making waves. (WashingtonPost)

Facebook Posts by People That Don't Know What The Onion is

When something is too good or weird to be true, it's probably fake. (Buzzfeed)(LiterallyUnbelievable)

Pat Riley Fires Erik Spoelstra, Takes Over as Heat Coach for Finals

Nice work, Erik. Riley's gonna take it the rest of the way. (SportsPickle)

Harvard Commencement Speech: Amy Poehler

The Onion: NASCAR Awards $50,000 to Driver That Made Homophobic Comments

I see what you did there. (TheOnion)

NCAA Football 2012 Lets You Remake Conferences and Rename Divisions

So much for Legends and Leaders. (Kotaku)

Minor League Baseball: 3-2-6-1-5-3-4-6-8 Double Play

That's how they normally go, right? (Deadspin)

Lebron James Flop vs. Bulls

Dominique Strauss-Kahn Met the Obamas

Perfect picture.

How Obama Could Lose in 2012

It's tough to beat an incumbent, especially given the Republican field, but it could happen. (TheAtlantic)

The Revived Stem Cell Debate

If adult stem cells work, but not as well as embryonic stem cells, what's the answer? (Newsweek)

Muppets Hangover II Parody Trailer: Fuzzy Pack

League of Extraordinary Medicine: Embrace Performance Enhancers

What if there was a league that allowed performance enhancers? (PopSci)

Stop Pandering to Israel

Politicians need to keep Israel out of partisan politics. (NYTimes)

Jimmy Kimmel: Week in Unnecessary Censorship May 26

Jimmy Kimmel: Sarah Palin for President Iowa Commercial

Conan: Dana Carvey Interview

Conan: Conan O'Brien Street in Los Angeles

Zach Galifianakis Profile: Hate to Be Loved

What a weird guy. (Time)

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Boring College Class Bingo

The 10 People on Your Company Softball Team

The tradition of people with no athletic ability trying to play sports. (SportsPickle)

Path to Prosperity 2: Paul Ryan Tries to Explain Medicare Plan

The Onion: 500 Foot Tall Bin Laden Emerges From the Sea to Destroy New York and Washington

The ultimate monster movie? (TheOnion)

SNL: Unaired Timberlake Mozart Sketch

2011 NBA Mock Draft May 25

Kyrie Irving looks like #1. (SI)

The Tequila Party

Apparently all new political movements must have beverage names. (CSMonitor)

Craig Ferguson: Cursing Bunny Wants to be on Dancing with the Stars

Derrick Rose Two Handed Dunk vs. Heat

Jimmy Kimmel: May 21 was Invisible Judgment Day, Rapture Moved to October 21

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

College Football Preseason Power Rankings 2011-2012

Oklahoma enters the summer as the favorite. (SI)

ESPN College Baseball Bracketology May 24

UVA falls to #3 after getting swept this past weekend. (ESPN)

Civil War Myths

6 commonly held beliefs that aren't true. (Cracked)

The Onion: Final Minutes of Harry Potter Split Into Seven Films

Final Minutes Of Last Harry Potter Movie To Be Split Into Seven Separate Films

The Onion: Canada Says Maple Syrup Reactors are Safe

No risk of meltdown. (TheOnion)

Tim Thomas Stick Save vs. Lightning

Best save of the playoffs? (Deadspin)

Conan: Ken Jeong Hangover 2 Interview

Ken Jeong is a doctor?

Process of Elimination: Tim Pawlenty for President

He's everyone's second choice. (Esquire)

The Trumpies: Donald Trump Award for Ignorance in World Politics

Congrats to first nominee, Herman Cain. (ForeignPolicy)

George W Bush Almost Hit By Foul Ball At Rangers Game

VIDEO: Foul ball lands near President Bush:

Jimmy Kimmel: Flintstones and Oprah Cartoon

Conan: Oprah's Last Guests

Jay Leno: Dustin Hoffman: Do You Like Pussycats Joke

Monday, May 23, 2011

Crackpot Radio Host Harold Camping Says Rapture is Actually October 21

You can convince some of the people some of the time but they tend to be morons. (NYTimes)

MLB Power Rankings May 23

How long until the magic runs out for the Indians? (ESPN)

Summer 2011 TV Preview

Brace yourself for the shows that weren't good enough to air during the real TV season. (Zap2It)

Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Trailer

Herman Cain Confuses Constitution and Declaration of Independence, Says Others Should Reread It

Welcome to the Michele Bachmann School of US History with guest lecturer, Herman Cain. (Buzzfeed)

"We don’t need to rewrite the Constitution of the United States of America, we need to reread the Constitution and enforce the Constitution. … And I know that there are some people that are not going to do that, so for the benefit of those who are not going to read it because they don’t want us to go by the Constitution, there’s a little section in there that talks about 'life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.'"- Herman Cain

Tom Brady on a Water Slide

Wheeeeeeeeee. (Deadspin)

HBO Movie Trailer: Too Big to Fail, Tonight 9 PM


Don't ignore the positive signs in the economy. (WashingtonPost)

Kobe Bryant NBA Talking Ball Commercial Parody

Normal Words with Weird Origins

Every word has a story. (Cracked)

Top 10 Constitution Myths

Separating fact from fiction. (TheAtlantic)

Barack O'Bama: President Visits His Irish Roots

Obama visits the home of his ancestors. (Time)

Utah Legalizes Gold and Silver Coins as Currency

Ron Paul for President of Utah. (HuffingtonPost)

60 Minutes: Did Lance Armstrong Use Performance Enhancing Drugs and Doping to Win?

60 Minutes: Tom Drake, NSA, Espionage, and Government Whistleblowers

Sunday, May 22, 2011

President Obama AIPAC Israel Speech Transcript May 22

Obama addresses '67 borders. (Politico)

Sunday Cartoon: Mitch Daniels

Republican Presidential Nomination Odds

With Mitch Daniels out of the race:
Romney 23%
Pawlenty 23%
Huntsman 12%
Other 9%
Bachmann 6%
Cain 6%
Gingrich 6%
Palin 5%
Paul 5%
Santorum 5%

Mitch Daniels Announces He's Not Running for President

Big blow to the "Let's pick someone reasonable" crowd. (WashingtonPost)

SNL Weekend Update May 21: Really with Seth: Arnold Schwarzenegger

SNL: What's That Name Celebrity Edition with Chris Kirkpatrick and Alphonse

SNL: Tunnel of Love Robots

SNL: Euro Zone Debate in Jail with DSK

SNL: Golden Rule: It's Okay When It's a Three Way: Timberlake, Samberg, and Lady Gaga

Doesn't match up to their past songs.

SNL: Teabagging, Wining, and Bring It On Down to Liquorville

"You need to google that phrase": Kristen Wiig, Justin Timberlake, and Lady Gaga duke it out. (Mediaite)

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