Masters Leaderboard: Tiger Woods Still a Few Strokes Back

Tiger chasing the leader, Mickelson still struggling. (ESPN)

Real Time with Bill Maher: New Rules April 8

New rule: don't wear bacon cologne. (RealTime)

2 Year Old Picked Almost Perfect NCAA Bracket

A little kid that likes cute dogs is better at picking college basketball than you. (Sportsgrid)

Keith Hernandez: Fur Coat and Camo Gloves

Keith Hernandez joins Walt Frazier at the top of New York sports announcer fashion. (Sportsgrid)

Is Prince Fielder a Legitimate Threat to Your Potato Chips?

A Ryan Braun controversy brews. (Deadspin)

How American Men and Women Spend Money

For a populace in dire straits, many of these things are hardly necessities. (Men)(Women)

Profiles in Cowardice: Paul Ryan and the Media

Why is Paul Ryan, a Republican in a safe district, courageous for proposing a conservative budget? (Time)

Arizona Senator Jon Kyl Lies About Planned Parenthood

He wasn't lying; he was just recklessly speaking without concern for the truth. (HuffingtonPost)

It's Not About Spending

Republicans want to cut things they hate; it's not about the deficit. (NYTimes)

House Roll Call on April 8 Budget Vote

Shutdown averted by a 348-70 vote. (NYTimes)

Real Time with Bill Maher: Budget Dinner Picture: Social Security, Medicare, Defense

How can the budget be fixed when the only debates are about the tiny vegetables on the side of the plate? (RealTime)

Real Time with Bill Maher: America Needs a Class War Not Charlie Sheen

Already got your money, dude.

Saturday Cartoon: Don't Drop the F-Bomb

FOX and Friends Dislikes Crayola Multicultural Markers

"We all turned out okay"...actually, no they didn't.

New York Knicks Got Rings Shirt

No championships since 1973 AKA a dynasty. (SI)

Things You Only See in America

Deep fried garlic mashed potatoes on a stick. (Buzzfeed)

Planned Parenthood: Only 3% Abortion Services

(WashingtonPost)

Jimmy Kimmel: Powerpuff Girls Real Housewives of New York Cartoon

Jimmy Kimmel: Donald Trump for President

Bill Posters Will be Prosecuted

25 Acronyms You Never Figured Out

Common terms that actually stand for something. (Buzzfeed)

The Onion: Brad Stevens Fired for Losing Second Consecutive Championship Game

He's just not ready for prime time. (TheOnion)

New Sport: Kronum

Fat and Happy: Comfort Food Lowers Stress

You may be killing yourself with junk food but at least you won't be stressed. (Time)

Silver Lining: Your Safety School Might Be a Better Choice

Got rejected by your dream school? Maybe not such a bad thing. (Time)

Bacon Calculator

How many slices of bacon is equivalent to your dinner? (HuffingtonPost)

New Era Yankees Red Sox Alec Baldwin John Krasinski Commercial

2011 Upcoming MLB Milestones

Derek Jeter's 3000th hit is approaching. (ESPN)

Worst Glenn Beck Controversial Statements and Conspiracy Theories

Hard to choose just 10. (CSMonitor) Media Matters ups the ante with 50. (MediaMatters)

High Speed Rail is Good for Business

It's not just about the environment. (FastCompany)

Colbert Report: Stephen Converts to Islam

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Colbert Report: Jeff Greenfield: Then Everything Changed

JFK was almost assassinated in December, 1960; what if it did happen and LBJ took over as president 3 years earlier?

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Daily Show: Jon Stewart as Glenn Beck: Canceled for Telling the Truth

Jon Stewart sends Glenn Beck off with a moving tribute after spending the night crying into his George Soros' Caliphate Crunch. Also, Jon exposes Barack Obama as Barack Obamayan.

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Glenn Beck Was Sent by Jesus
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BBC: Lightsaber Golf Masters Commercial

How a Government Shutdown Can Ruin Your Day

10 ways political posturing will hurt you yet the members of Congress holding everyone hostage still get paid. (CNN)

Rachel Maddow: Corporations are Not People, Blame Bad Government Regulation

Laid out the argument perfectly...corporations are fictional entities built to make profit and their employees are bound to achieve that objective, not care about others, yet government insists on poorly regulating them instead of blocking them from engaging in bad activities that generate profit.

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Rachel Maddow: Paul Ryan Magic Budget Statistics

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46% of Mississippi Republicans Oppose Interracial Marriage

And these are the people that think they should be listened to on gay marriage policy. (Buzzfeed)

The Masters: Sportsnation Picks the Field Over Mickelson and Tiger

Today Show: Bill Cosby Calls Out Donald Trump

Running a fake campaign headlined by pathetic birtherism is a bad thing? (Mediaite)

The Onion: FBI Hasn't Solved a Crime in 10 Years

I guess this is an agency that can be cut in Paul Ryan's budget. (TheOnion)

United States of the Environment

Paul Ryan Budget: Screwing Low Income People

Shared sacrifice...not really.

Back Flip Penalty Kick Video

MLB Power Rankings

1st ranking of the season. (SI)

Taxes: The One Way Ratchet

Why won't America raise taxes to balance the budget? (CSMonitor)

Paul Ryan Political Budget Sadism

Esquire is not a fan of his plan. (Esquire)

Would America Be Interventionalist If The Draft Came Back?

Good luck starting a questionable war when everyone might have to fight. (ForeignPolicy)

Tiger Woods Stealth Comeback

Why he might win the Masters. (Slate)

Why Does Congress Get Paid During a Government Shutdown?

Typical Washington scratching its own back and screwing everyone else. (NYTimes)

Tyreke Evens Dunks on Gary Neal

Man Cleans Cobra Pit, Throws Snakes to the Side

Conan: National Twitter Catastrophe Insurance

Jimmy Kimmel: Norm Macdonald

(Part2)(Part3)(Part4)

Daily Show: Geraldo Rivera in Libya Firefight

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Colbert Report: Tea and Sympathy: The British Royal Wedding

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George Takei Auditions for Spiderman

Seattle Mariners: Beer Vendor Taking Orders Via Twitter

Faster if not cheaper. (CNBC)

AMC Healthier Movie Theater Snacks

Ending the monopoly of junk food at movie theaters. (NewsyStocks)

Where to Stand on the Elevator

(Buzzfeed)

How to Avoid an IRS Audit

Don't make risky moves. (Time)

Inter Milan Midfield Goal vs. Schalke

Conan: Larry King Has Show in Rafters

Andruw Jones Attacked by Onion Rings

More than a baseball came down on Andruw Jones last night. (YahooSports)

NCAA Official Facebook Page During Championship Game

Charles Barkley hates college basketball. (SportsPickle)

Arnold Schwarzenegger: The Governator, Animated Superhero

From governor to animated superhero. (CSMonitor)

Still Too Big to Fail

The government hasn't fixed much when it comes to the causes of the economic collapse. (Slate)

Conan: Tracy Morgan

Colbert Report: Tim Pawlenty Gets the Youth Vote with Charlie Sheen, and Lady Gaga

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Daily Show: Extreme Government Shutdown

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Way Too Early Top 32 for NCAA Basketball 2011-2012

UNC takes the top spot. (SI)

Frivolous Lawsuit Stories: Fake or Not Frivolous

Not everything you read or hear is what it seems. (Cracked)

Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker Gives $81,000 Job to Donor's Son

Doing a heckuva job, Scotty. (Mediaite)

Jimmy Kimmel: Looney Tunes and Celebrity Apprentice Cartoon

Flowchart: Can You Skip Class Today?

A detailed flowchart to help you make your decision. (CollegeHumor)

Indianapolis Star: Blue II, Butler Loses Again

Best Bracket in America: UConn over Butler

7 elite 8 teams, 3 final four teams. (ESPN)

The Onion: Economy Totally Fixed by NPR Defunding

Problem solved. (TheOnion)

UConn vs. Butler: Worst Championship Game Ever?

Looking back at an ugly game. (TheAtlantic)

140 Best Twitter Feeds

People you should follow. (Time)

Why We Must Raise Taxes on the Rich

Robert Reich explains. (HuffingtonPost)

Orioles Fan Runs on Field, Gets Tired

NFL Head Coach Power Rankings

Tom Coughlin over Rex Ryan? What the hell? (ESPN)

NCAA Coach Votes Ohio State #1 over UConn

My fake story last night was somewhat prescient. One of the coaches refused to accept UConn as the champ. (ESPN)

Breakthrough Facebook Game: America 2049

Help America before it's too late. (FastCompany)

15 Facts About American Inequality

Click to enlarge. (FastCompany)

Stop Complaining About Taxes

Did you really earn every dollar you get or luck into it? (ForeignPolicy)

Don't Blame GE for Not Paying Taxes, Blame the Government

It's not GE's fault that Washington refuses to properly legislate the tax code. (NYTimes)

Guantanamo Cowardice

Obama wimped out on federal court trials. (NYTimes)

Paul Ryan House Republican Budget Proposal

The (Alleged) Path to Propserity. (NYTimes)

Craig Ferguson: DL Hughley

Rachel Maddow: Winning the Argument on Government Regulation

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Jay Leno: Tracy Morgan

Colbert Report: The Word: Febreze and Inescapables

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Daily Show: Aasif Mandvi: Who Killed the Kennedys Miniseries Investigation

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Mike and Mike: Liam's Mum Picked UConn 53, Butler 39

The strange 1 in 10 million pick. (ESPN)

Colbert Report: Glenn Beck Glennpocalypse Survival Backpacks

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NCAA Tournament One Shining Moment 2011 Video

Inappropriate Sales Signs: Black History Month, Back to College, Mother's Day

Stores sending the wrong messages. (Buzzfeed)

Associated Press Poll Awards 2011 NCAA Championship to Ohio State

I envision an article on The Onion tomorrow that says something like: After watching the UConn-Butler championship game, AP voters unanimously agreed to award the #1 ranking to the Ohio State Buckeyes despite their elimination in the Sweet 16. Some voters thought the game was so bad that they left both teams out of their top 10. Others awarded Butler with the 19th spot in the rankings, equal to their worst-in-history shooting percentage in the game.

Bishops Agree Sex Abuse Rules

Oops.

Anthony Weiner: How a Bill Becomes a Law, House Mouse Senate Mouse

Idiot Hits Road Sign, Road Sign Hits Back

Newest Energy Source: Shale Gas

A realistic energy solution? (Time)

Indians Triple Play vs. White Sox Video

NCAA Championship Game Predictions: Butler v. UConn

Seth Davis and other SI experts make their pick. (SI)

NCAA Championship Game Tonight: Butler vs. UConn

Butler Bulldogs vs. Connecticut Huskies, 9:23 PM EST, CBS

Why the War on Drugs Never Works

Losing the drug war in Afghanistan (and the US). (ForeignPolicy)

Amateur Gastronomy

Cook like an expert. (Slate)

2012: The Uncontested Election

Will any real challenger step up to face Barack Obama? (NYTimes)

Kohl's Selling Butler National Championship Shirts

For the confident fan. (Sportsgrid)

VCU Shaka Smart Pregame Drill

SNL: Weekend Update: Donald Trump, Republicans, and Celebrity Apprentice

Comparing the Republican field to Celebrity Apprentice contestants. (Mediaite)

The Onion: Harry Connick Jr Dies in Piano Fire

Always a shame when pianos burst into flames. (TheOnion)

Sunday Cartoon: Libya

NCAA Championship Preview: UConn vs. Butler

UConn looks to go 14-0 in tournament play this year; Butler returns to where they fell one shot short last year. (LATimes)

SNL: Knights of the Realm: Richard Branson, Ian McKellen, Bono

Tim Pawlenty: Words vs. Actions

Examining the mediocre governor that wants to be president. (LATimes)

SNL: Weekend Update: Nicolas Cage and Jake Gyllenhaal

SNL: Elton John Visits Queen Elizabeth

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